Sport things with Jude and Esther
My face is mad crooked, it’s one of those things people probably wouldn’t notice until I point it out, but then can’t not notice. But thank you for saying I’m pretty and great, you’re nice. And those lyrics, especially on her new album, glamorize domestic abuse, which isn’t cool in my book. But I think her voice is neat.
I like* Lana Del Rey because her face is crooked like mine and it makes me think that maybe my crooked face isn’t as bad as I always think it is, and I think it’s pretty bad.
*I don’t condone her lyrics on most songs but I DO like her cover of Blue Velvet
Dorney Park yesterday for my birthday. And now I’m a quarter century old.
Indoor tennis is dangerous